Joke

[Noxnabaker]

Yes I might just...

[skyway]

Wow, good eye! So does that mean it’s probably a European trailer?

[StudeRich]

Built in British Columbia Canada.

[6hk71400]

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter? Pumpkin Pi

Bob Miles
A Salute to fall

[6hk71400]

More groaners:

The mechanics says "The estimate is a little higher. Your battery needed a new car"

Why does phychoanalysis work faster for men than women? Because when it is time to go back to one's childhood, the man is already there.

A boss tells an applicant "I will start you at 8 dollars an hour and in 3 months you will be making 15 an hour. When do you want to start?" In 3 months

I wanted to grow my own food but I could not find bacon seeds anywhere

Waiter will my pizza be long? No sir it will be round

I want to be a millionaire just like my dad. Wow your dad is a millionaire? No but he always wanted to be

Lawyers are not bad. It's just the 99% of the lawyers that make the rest look bad

You enter a laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know what class it is? If it is green and it wiggles, that biology. If it stinks it's chemistry. If it doesn't work its physics

Bob Miles
Old guy old jokes

[Gunslinger]

Too bad repairing cars isn't this simple anymore...

[Dwight FitzSimons]

Too bad repairing cars isn't this simple anymore...

No wheel chocks!?
--Dwight

[creegster]

No wheel chocks!?
--Dwight

They hadn't been invented yet.....

[firestoper 25]

Well at least it has jack stands......
Some of the biggest da* n pair I have ever seen for automotive use !

[Buzzard]

big-city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta.


He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer Peter replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial lawyers in Canada and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Alberta. We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'
The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger.
He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very slowly managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."

[Buzzard]

BEST LAST KISS

A true story?

Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed

[Gunslinger]

I remember the days before cupholders...

[Noxnabaker]

I still haven't installed that in Josephine so here it's still the old days...
(but it's vinyl seats so it's awryte!)

[Gunslinger]

Winter is coming...

[Gunslinger]

Eye wash is needed...

[Gunslinger]

Future hot rod...

[Gunslinger]

True heroics...