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  • 1952 Packard Road Test: Ironic AND Funny

    The irony of some sequences of events is amusing.

    To wit, and I swear on a stack of Bibles this is true:

    So this morning yours truly finishes his dissertation in the "Government is out of the Chrysler Stock Business" thread, making the observation that it is not possible to separate discussion of our favorite industry from politics, since the interface is forever blurred between the two.

    Very well.

    Having that off my chest, the morning mail arrived and I proceeded to open it. Hmmm....what's this big envelope from Cousin George Krem? Why, a January 1952 copy of Mechanix Illustrated, sent because it included Tom McCahill's Road Test of a new, 1952 Packard 300 sedan. George understandably thought I'd want to read "Uncle Tom's" impression of essentially the Packards my Dad first sold new (but in 1953, not 1952).

    After one opening paragraph of niceties, Uncle Tom continues with Paragraphs Two and Three.

    I quote Uncle Tom verbatim; no editing:

    "Like all other car manufacturers, Packard is harried by the JS factor, standing for Joe Stalin, and by its corollary, WTAGTDN, meaning What's The Administration Going To Do Next? Nobody in Detroit seems to know from today to tomorrow what to expect in the way of regulations from Washington. The latest order is that all automobile models will be frozen, as of February 1, 1952, for several years.

    Even before this new ruling was announced, the uncertainty about future restrictions on auto production, and the scarcity of strategic defense materials, which is going to get worse before it gets better, had already had their effect on new cars. Copper is at the acute stage, for instance. That means redesigned cooling systems because automobile radiator cores require a lot of copper tubing and fins."

    'Had to admit, I honestly laughed out loud, a little at myself, for thinking the government / auto manufacturers thing was as new as I had just pontificated in another thread's response. Both ironic and funny; the camel already had his nose under the tent, sniffing around, when I was only six years old!

    The more things change, the more they stay the same. BP
    Last edited by BobPalma; 07-25-2011, 06:03 PM.

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    Originally posted by BobPalma View Post
    The irony of some sequences of events is amusing. the camel already had his head under the tent, sniffing around, when I was only six years old!

    The more things change, the more they stay the same. BP
    And as a reminder of that time...try finding a decent piece 1952 chrome plating that has not yellowed or faded.
    John Clary
    Greer, SC

    SDC member since 1975

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    • #3
      I remember reading several of Tom McCahill's test reports on various cars and he always reported what he felt was true or the good, the bad, and the ugly regarding the car in his hands for the day (or longer in some cases).
      JimsLeadCommander

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      • #4
        Well, the difference clearly is that "Joe Stalin" was in the opposition then.

        For the handful around here "born too late," those draconian restrictions were not caused by the EPA, but by the Korean War.
        We had a special kind of chrome for a couple of years there. They were trying times, but, we thought, with good reason.
        By the time I went to Kollidge, it was fashionable (and unchallenged) to look back on the 50's as fat and lazy years, when the whole country pretty much had a party. Nobody mentioned a land war with China.

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          Bob: Would it be possible for you to list the performance figures for 1952 300 in my thread on early performance figures. If you will do that I have an article in whiich a 1953 Packard Cavalier ie 300 was tested and I will then post the figures for the 53 Packard.

          John S.

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            Originally posted by Packard53 View Post
            Bob: Would it be possible for you to list the performance figures for 1952 300 in my thread on early performance figures. If you will do that I have an article in whiich a 1953 Packard Cavalier ie 300 was tested and I will then post the figures for the 53 Packard. John S.
            OK, John. Here's what Uncle Tom reported.

            Place them where you want:

            0-30: 4.3 sec.
            0-50: 9.8
            0-60: 13.8
            0-70: 18.3
            0-80: 24.5

            Half-Mile from standing start: 32 seconds

            Top Speed: 99.44 mph with Ultramatic in the rain.

            Estimated Top Speed with manual transmission and dry pavement: 101-102

            BP

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BobPalma View Post

              Top Speed: 99.44 mph with Ultramatic in the rain.


              BP
              I wouldn't try that in a new car with all the fancy traction/stability/coffee holder gadgets found today...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by 62champ View Post
                I wouldn't try that in a new car with all the fancy traction/stability/coffee holder gadgets found today...
                I was offered a new BMW 5 Series and a new E Class M-B to take out a couple of days ago. I passed on the offer because I felt that I couldn't really enjoy them in the rain.
                Gary L.
                Wappinger, NY

                SDC member since 1968
                Studebaker enthusiast much longer

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