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  • tutone63
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    About the Dyslexia thing,I remember seeing a bumper sticker that said "Dyslexics of the world: UNTIE!!" I didn't get it, since I read the thing "unite" I read it and re-read it, and still saw the same thing. It wasn't until I brought it up to a friend weeks later on a discussion about bumper stickers and other odd things that he explained it to me...then I had to look it up on the internet just to be sure...

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  • DEEPNHOCK
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    We have thread for that, too!
    Jeff



    Originally posted by bams50 View Post
    Lol! Very good. I didn't know this was going to turn into a joke thread, but it's pretty cool!

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  • raoul5788
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    Originally posted by Ron Dame View Post
    Why does lysdexia start with a D?
    I don't know, but it sounds similar CDO. It's a lot like OCD, but in the correct alphabetical order!

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  • Ron Dame
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    Originally posted by DEEPNHOCK View Post
    What does DNA stand for?
    To most it stands for 'deoxyribonucleic acid'
    Nope...
    National Dyslexia Association
    Why does lysdexia start with a D?

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  • DEEPNHOCK
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    What does DNA stand for?
    To most it stands for 'deoxyribonucleic acid'
    Nope...
    National Dyslexia Association





    Originally posted by bams50
    4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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  • bams50
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    Lol! Very good. I didn't know this was going to turn into a joke thread, but it's pretty cool!

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  • JimK
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    I can expand upon JBoyle's pun (maximizing potential bad taste) ---

    Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?


    He would lay awake nights wondering if there was a dog.

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  • Ron Dame
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    My type of humor

    and my favorite:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgByS5v16Fw

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  • Ron Dame
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    Celine Dion walks into a bar, and the bartender sez.....




    ..."Why the long face?"

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  • Aussie Hawk
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    A guy walks into an empty bar, takes a seat then hears a voice, 'Nice Shirt'. He looks around but can't see anyone. Then the voice says, 'Nice Shoes'. The guy still can't see anyone. The bar tender comes in from out the back and the guys say, 'hey, I keep hearing voices, the bartender asks 'what sort of voices', the guy says it said I had a nice shirt and nice shoes'. Oh, the bartender says, 'that will be the nuts, they're complimentary'.
    Last edited by Aussie Hawk; 06-17-2010, 03:05 PM.

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  • raprice
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    Groan!!! I know, I know, you be here all this week. Bada boom! Rim shot.
    Rog

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  • raoul5788
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    Cringe! I have heard most of them, and they are all worth repeating! A couple sound like Stephen Wright jokes.

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  • studegary
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    Thanks, Bob. Even though it is mostly old, I enjoyed them. I need some humor this month.

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  • JBOYLE
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    Originally posted by bams50 View Post

    4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

    That reminds me...

    Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic?
    He wasn't sure if he believed in dogs.

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  • Gary1953
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    Made me laugh. Thank you.

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