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  • Kulula Airlines

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTy0wJ7-Y9A
    Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg .

    Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety
    lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real
    examples that have been heard or reported:

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    On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where
    you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"

    ---o0o---

    On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot
    said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be
    turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance
    the appearance of your flight attendants."

    ----o0o---

    On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your
    belongings.. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's
    something we'd like to have."

    ----o0o---

    "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out
    of this airplane."

    ---o0o---

    "Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

    ---o0o---

    As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport , a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"























  • #2
    It sounds like they don't take life too seriously, and neither should we.
    Ed Sallia
    Dundee, OR

    Sol Lucet Omnibus

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    • #3
      It does help to keep a sense of humor about almost everything. I'm going for my Covid-19 shot tomorrow. The facility is in a former Big Lots store. They have erected a large sign that reads: "Big Shots". I'll resist the temptation to ask: "Just how big is that needle?" (Only because they have probably heard that many times already.)
      -Dwight

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