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  • Snail's Studebaker

    Sam Snail was SLOW. He was always late for every meeting. People used to call him "Slow Sam Snail".

    Finally, he saw the light. He needed wheels, and he had always admired Studebakers. He especially liked Studebaker Speedsters, because he liked the relaxed S on the side and the letter "S". In fact, he liked it so much, he BOUGHT a Speedster and he painted two more S's on each side - one for Sam and one for Snail.

    Now, if you should see him, you will find that Sam Snail has undergone a big personality change - all due to his new Studebaker wheels. People no longer call him "Slow Sam Snail". Instead, they say "Look at that S-car go!"

  • #2
    So, how much did Sam have to shell out for that Speedster? And did buying it get him in hot butter...er, water... with Mrs. Sam?

    BShaw,Webmaster

    60 Hawk. 49 2R5, 39 Champion
    Woodbury, Minnesota
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    Bob Shaw
    Rush City, Minnesota
    1960 Hawk - www.northstarstudebakers.com
    "The farther I go, the behinder I get."

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    • #3
      So, how much did Sam have to shell out for that Speedster? And did buying it get him in hot butter...er, water... with Mrs. Sam?

      BShaw,Webmaster

      60 Hawk. 49 2R5, 39 Champion
      Woodbury, Minnesota
      sigpic
      Bob Shaw
      Rush City, Minnesota
      1960 Hawk - www.northstarstudebakers.com
      "The farther I go, the behinder I get."

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      • #4
        If Sam had to shell out alot, you'd think he'd be feelin' sluggish. Either way, the stylized S's would serve his image. After all, once that snazzy Lemon/Slime Speedster slid on down the street, the Gails (girl snails) would all proclaim what a slick swath Sam leaves in his wake![:X]

        Miscreant adrift in
        the BerStuda Triangle


        1957 Transtar 1/2ton
        1960 Larkvertible V8
        1958 Provincial wagon
        1953 Commander coupe

        No deceptive flags to prove I'm patriotic - no biblical BS to impress - just ME and Studebakers - as it should be.

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        • #5
          If Sam had to shell out alot, you'd think he'd be feelin' sluggish. Either way, the stylized S's would serve his image. After all, once that snazzy Lemon/Slime Speedster slid on down the street, the Gails (girl snails) would all proclaim what a slick swath Sam leaves in his wake![:X]

          Miscreant adrift in
          the BerStuda Triangle


          1957 Transtar 1/2ton
          1960 Larkvertible V8
          1958 Provincial wagon
          1953 Commander coupe

          No deceptive flags to prove I'm patriotic - no biblical BS to impress - just ME and Studebakers - as it should be.

          Comment


          • #6
            Look at that "S"car go!!!!!!!!!!!!

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            • #7
              Look at that "S"car go!!!!!!!!!!!!

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              • #8
                I think the above Forum members should be now known as Henny, Shecky, and Soupy!

                Bill Pressler
                Bill Pressler
                Kent, OH
                (formerly Greenville, PA)
                Currently owned: 1966 Cruiser, Timberline Turquoise, 26K miles
                Formerly owned: 1963 Lark Daytona Skytop R1, Ermine White
                1964 Daytona Hardtop, Strato Blue
                1966 Daytona Sports Sedan, Niagara Blue Mist
                All are in Australia now

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                • #9
                  I think the above Forum members should be now known as Henny, Shecky, and Soupy!

                  Bill Pressler
                  Bill Pressler
                  Kent, OH
                  (formerly Greenville, PA)
                  Currently owned: 1966 Cruiser, Timberline Turquoise, 26K miles
                  Formerly owned: 1963 Lark Daytona Skytop R1, Ermine White
                  1964 Daytona Hardtop, Strato Blue
                  1966 Daytona Sports Sedan, Niagara Blue Mist
                  All are in Australia now

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                  • #10



                    BShaw,Webmaster

                    60 Hawk. 49 2R5, 39 Champion
                    Woodbury, Minnesota
                    sigpic
                    Bob Shaw
                    Rush City, Minnesota
                    1960 Hawk - www.northstarstudebakers.com
                    "The farther I go, the behinder I get."

                    Comment


                    • #11



                      BShaw,Webmaster

                      60 Hawk. 49 2R5, 39 Champion
                      Woodbury, Minnesota
                      sigpic
                      Bob Shaw
                      Rush City, Minnesota
                      1960 Hawk - www.northstarstudebakers.com
                      "The farther I go, the behinder I get."

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                      • #12
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                        • #13
                          This is a family forum. No touching of antennae (or any other proboscis) allowed.


                          Join me in removing narcissists, trolls, self annoited "experts" and general idiots via the Ignore button.

                          The official SDC Forum heel nipper ���

                          �Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.� E. Joseph Cossman

                          For every mile of road, there are 2 miles of ditch. ���

                          "All lies matter - fight the kleptocracy"

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                          • #14
                            I've racked my brains (as tiny as they are ) and I can't match Mr. Biggs (as usual). I'm still laughing, Bob! .

                            It's a sad day, however, when the webmaster joins in on such foolishness [:0]


                            Dick Steinkamp
                            Bellingham, WA

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                            • #15
                              I've racked my brains (as tiny as they are ) and I can't match Mr. Biggs (as usual). I'm still laughing, Bob! .

                              It's a sad day, however, when the webmaster joins in on such foolishness [:0]


                              Dick Steinkamp
                              Bellingham, WA

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