While reading an old AOAI magazine this morning, I came across a joke from Dan Lindner which gave Me a laugh...thought I'd share....

A senior citizen was driving His Avanti down the freeway when His cell phone rang. Answering,
he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 280." "Please be careful"

"Hell," said Herman " It's not just ONE car. It's HUNDREDS of them."