Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jeb
A poor hobbyist who was surfin on the web
When up popped a shot of a shifter-yessiree
Boys, he said That shifter is for me!
Well the next thing you know that Hurst is in the mail
The wife said "Jeb you belong in jail!
With all them cattle and Granny's mouth to feed
A 3 speed shifter is not the thing we need!
Well the next thing you know ol Jeb's back on the 'net
The kinfolk said "Jeb, ain't you 'bout done yet?"
Well, yes folks, this here's the end of Jeb's sad tale
Exceptin' to say that the shifter is for sale
Y'all write back now y'hear?
A poor hobbyist who was surfin on the web
When up popped a shot of a shifter-yessiree
Boys, he said That shifter is for me!
Well the next thing you know that Hurst is in the mail
The wife said "Jeb you belong in jail!
With all them cattle and Granny's mouth to feed
A 3 speed shifter is not the thing we need!
Well the next thing you know ol Jeb's back on the 'net
The kinfolk said "Jeb, ain't you 'bout done yet?"
Well, yes folks, this here's the end of Jeb's sad tale
Exceptin' to say that the shifter is for sale
Y'all write back now y'hear?
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