I had pulled my two Golden Hawk models from their dusty roost on an upper shelf and set them on the dining room floor. I was gonna take photos of them so I could try my hand at photoshopping them
With a poof outta nowheres came Salemina. She stood in front of me with that goofy grin. In her scratchy, screechy voice she made her case to me......
She: "Kinda up in yer years to be playin' wit toy cars, ain't chee?"
Me: " They're Scale Models.", I protested. "Hardly toys."
She: "Aha. So them wuz scale motor 'n tire screechin' noises you was makin' with them a few moments ago?"
Me: "Well - ahhhh..."
She: "Well nothin' kid!
Look, I got a proposal ta make ya. I ain' one ah them what can change mah looks. I cain't make mahself look like a toad ner no young princess. I'm stuck lookin' jus like dis. BUT... that don't mean I don' have no magic powers er stuff like that."
Me: "Yeah - so?"
She: "So, I've got a deal for ya. You give ol' Salemina a bit of - quality time - an I'll make them two Golden Hawks REAL. One for you and one for me. Whaddya say?"
Me: "Define quality time."
She: " OH! Stop bein' silly! You know dern well whut I mean by quality time. Does the word intimacy give you a clue?"
"Me: OH NO! What sorta fella do you think I am? GEESH! What a disgusting proposal! Hey, why ME anyways?"
"She: Wellllllllllllllll..... You's got the two cool Golden Hawk models for me to work with, an' besides that, I wanted to approach person as ugly as myself - thinkin' I'd have a better chance on a level playin' field."
With a poof outta nowheres came Salemina. She stood in front of me with that goofy grin. In her scratchy, screechy voice she made her case to me......
She: "Kinda up in yer years to be playin' wit toy cars, ain't chee?"
Me: " They're Scale Models.", I protested. "Hardly toys."
She: "Aha. So them wuz scale motor 'n tire screechin' noises you was makin' with them a few moments ago?"
Me: "Well - ahhhh..."
She: "Well nothin' kid!
Look, I got a proposal ta make ya. I ain' one ah them what can change mah looks. I cain't make mahself look like a toad ner no young princess. I'm stuck lookin' jus like dis. BUT... that don't mean I don' have no magic powers er stuff like that."
Me: "Yeah - so?"
She: "So, I've got a deal for ya. You give ol' Salemina a bit of - quality time - an I'll make them two Golden Hawks REAL. One for you and one for me. Whaddya say?"
Me: "Define quality time."
She: " OH! Stop bein' silly! You know dern well whut I mean by quality time. Does the word intimacy give you a clue?"
"Me: OH NO! What sorta fella do you think I am? GEESH! What a disgusting proposal! Hey, why ME anyways?"
"She: Wellllllllllllllll..... You's got the two cool Golden Hawk models for me to work with, an' besides that, I wanted to approach person as ugly as myself - thinkin' I'd have a better chance on a level playin' field."