Legally, politically correct Christmas Greeting (I didn't write this, but should have!!)
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my wish for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
non-addictive, low stress, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, as well as the secular practices of your choice,
but with full respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all. And further, please accept my wish for a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition
of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without
due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contribution
to our diverse society has helped make this country great (not to imply
that USA is necessarily greater than any other country, and without regard
to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, veteran
status or sexual orientation of the wisher, wishee or their third party
beneficiaries). These wishes are limited to the customary and usual good
tidings for a period of approximately one year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. Use of the term
"Holiday" herein is not intended to, nor shall it be considered to be,
limited to Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, nor to such
activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community group, individual
or belief (or lack thereof). In particular, the word "holiday" is used
herein without reference to its etymology. Note: By accepting this
greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to
clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable ab initio at the sole
discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason.
This greeting is freely transferable provided that there is no alteration
to the original greeting text. Any transfer is to be at the risk of the
transferor who, by making such transfer, thereby agrees to hold the wishee
harmless from any and all adverse consequences resulting from such transfer.
This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually take any action
or fail to take any action to implement any of the wishes for the wishee
her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may
arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same. This
greeting is void where prohibited by law, custom or policy and is offered
irrespective of any card, hard copy greeting or embarrassing self-indulgent
letter summarizing achievements in 2005, however mendacious, which may or
may not have been purveyed by myself or any member of my extended family.
Best (sorry, reasonably endeavored) Wishes.
Laisez le bon temps roulez avec un Studebaker
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my wish for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
non-addictive, low stress, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, as well as the secular practices of your choice,
but with full respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all. And further, please accept my wish for a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition
of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without
due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contribution
to our diverse society has helped make this country great (not to imply
that USA is necessarily greater than any other country, and without regard
to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, veteran
status or sexual orientation of the wisher, wishee or their third party
beneficiaries). These wishes are limited to the customary and usual good
tidings for a period of approximately one year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. Use of the term
"Holiday" herein is not intended to, nor shall it be considered to be,
limited to Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, nor to such
activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community group, individual
or belief (or lack thereof). In particular, the word "holiday" is used
herein without reference to its etymology. Note: By accepting this
greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to
clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable ab initio at the sole
discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason.
This greeting is freely transferable provided that there is no alteration
to the original greeting text. Any transfer is to be at the risk of the
transferor who, by making such transfer, thereby agrees to hold the wishee
harmless from any and all adverse consequences resulting from such transfer.
This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually take any action
or fail to take any action to implement any of the wishes for the wishee
her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may
arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same. This
greeting is void where prohibited by law, custom or policy and is offered
irrespective of any card, hard copy greeting or embarrassing self-indulgent
letter summarizing achievements in 2005, however mendacious, which may or
may not have been purveyed by myself or any member of my extended family.
Best (sorry, reasonably endeavored) Wishes.
Laisez le bon temps roulez avec un Studebaker
My real name is StudeBob (without the Stude prefix, of course)
HUB
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