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Studedude
09-26-2008, 07:35 PM
Dateline, Rural Perkins, OK, September 26, 2008.

It has been reported that while Karen (ak(affectingly)a What's Her Face) Lester is out of state to take a friend to a funeral, that her husband, David (aka StudeDude) has been seen about town with his mistress, a certain slut, aka 'Sheba.

Not only has this couple been seen around the community, it is also reported that they have been occupying the nightly slumber accommodations usually reserved for WHF's "ride," and further, that David has been seen rubbing all around on 'Sheba's body.
http://www.davesplaceinc.com/sdcforum/amuck01.jpg

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OK, it's true. But, I did not have sex with that car! (Close, but no ceegar! [:0])

Getting ready for the big Perkins car show tomorrow... had 175 cars last year, anticipate more this time around.

Karen is out of town, so I thought to myself, "Self," I thought, "What harm would it to if 'Sheba and I spent some quality time in the regular garage?" So, there she sits. I'm detailing her there, and it will be nice in the morning not to have to move the tractor out of the way in order to get the Stude out. [8D] She looks kinda good there... I wonder... [B)]... never mind. She will be out of the garage, and the beer out of the kitchen 'fridge before WHF returns. [V] (AND... if I want her to know any of this, I'LL TELL HER! [8])

My youngest made the mistake of asking to borrow my car hauler today. Seems he had to take his church's limousine-style golf cart in for some service. Of course, I told him he could use the trailer... if we could use the golf cart tomorrow to move some handicapped folks around the show field. DEAL!

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DAVE, THE EVIL TWIN FROM OKLAHOMA

BobGlasscock
09-26-2008, 07:39 PM
Geesh, Dave!! You had me scared till you named the mistress. Whew!

'50 Champion, 1 family owner
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Guido
09-26-2008, 08:15 PM
Be careful poking around under the hood of that ole gal. She has one testy buck tooth! :D[}:)]

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mbstude
09-26-2008, 08:18 PM
quote:Originally posted by Guido

Be careful poking around under the hood of that ole gal. She has one testy buck tooth! :D[}:)]
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I'd certainly hope that Dave has learned to beware by now.

Well, maybe not. He has gotten jabbed in the head a few times. :D

Matthew Burnette
Hazlehurst, GA

BobGlasscock
09-26-2008, 09:24 PM
Well, don't take this the wrong way, but....

You have beautiful blood color. Love that finish!!

'50 Champion, 1 family owner
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Mark57
09-26-2008, 10:50 PM
Dave, Dave, Dave... You've got to get out in the "real" world more often [}:)] :D.
Maybe a nice C-Cab would help you settle down. ;)

<h5>Mark
'57 Transtar Deluxe
Vancouver Island

Are you planning to attend the NW Overdrive Tour in Parksville, BC
May 23 & 24, 2009?</h5>
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wolfie
09-26-2008, 11:19 PM
I gave out kittens for Halloween one year.The kids that were driving to the house for trick or treat that year dont come back any more.Steve

wolfie
09-26-2008, 11:20 PM
Oh yeah,And the stude is beautiful too(but I am biased,love those early coupes)!Steve

rodnutrandy
09-26-2008, 11:52 PM
Cute story (and kittens) ,and a beautiful car!

Randy Wilkin
1946 M5 Streetrod
Hillsboro,Ohio 45133

bams50
09-27-2008, 08:06 PM
Awww... I love kittens... they're the other white meat:D

OK, OK, simmer down, JUST KIDDING!!

Robert (Bob) Andrews Owner- Studebakeracres- on the IoMT (Island of Misfit Toys!)
Parish, central NY 13131

"Some people live for the rules, I live for exceptions"- 311

"Do they all not, by mere virtue of having survived as relics of a bygone era, amass a level of respect perhaps not accorded to them when they were new?"

Mark57
09-27-2008, 08:32 PM
quote:Originally posted by Studedude

Had one of those. :D Didn't help at all. ;)

DAVE, THE EVIL TWIN FROM OKLAHOMA



This might do the trick! ;)[8D]
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<h5>Mark
'57 Transtar Deluxe
Vancouver Island

Are you planning to attend the NW Overdrive Tour in Parksville, BC
May 23 & 24, 2009?</h5>
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Guido
09-27-2008, 08:36 PM
When I saw that front bumper and tow hook I knew it was one of the Marine Corp E-40's.

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Mark57
09-27-2008, 08:38 PM
quote:Originally posted by Guido
When I saw that front bumper and tow hook I knew it was one of the Marine Corp E-40's.

Guido Salvage - "Where rust is beautiful" and real Studebaker horsepower lives


It's f/s also, but wrong side of the continent for you Gary.

<h5>[b]Mark
'57 Transtar Deluxe
Vancouver Island

Are you planning to attend the NW Overdrive Tour in Parksville, BC
May 23 & 24, 2009?</h5>
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Guido
09-27-2008, 08:52 PM
Based on the data plate, it has a single speed 17,000 # rear axle with a 6.80 ratio, not exactly a highway speed set up. :( The air brakes would be nice though.....

Just for kicks, what is the price?

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Roscomacaw
09-27-2008, 08:54 PM
Pete got to haul some kittens just about two weeks ago. I don't wanna say no more about it. I can say I don't like cats. :(

Miscreant Studebaker nut in California's central valley.

1957 Transtar 1/2ton
1960 Larkvertible V8
1958 Provincial wagon
1953 Commander coupe
1957 President two door

Guido
09-27-2008, 08:56 PM
quote:Originally posted by Mr.Biggs

Pete got to haul some kittens just about two weeks ago. I don't wanna say no more about it. I can say I don't like cats. :( CATS + BIRDS = BAD OUTCOME ;)

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Hiding and preserving Studebakers in Richmond, Goochland & Louisa, Va.

Mark57
09-27-2008, 09:41 PM
The Truck is currently located on southern Vancouver Island (about 35 miles from me) and is owned by Rob Hill, V.I. SDC Chapter Pres. He was wanting $5000 for it which is a steal in my mind. It would be in my driveway, except it "ain't" big enough for it. :([xx(]
HD 289 motor, 5 spd. DD trans, a heavy hauler, but not a fast one for sure! ;)

<h5>Mark
'57 Transtar Deluxe
Vancouver Island

Are you planning to attend the NW Overdrive Tour in Parksville, BC
May 23 & 24, 2009?</h5>
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