I am looking for some good jokes. I know that funny is in the ear of the beholder, so we may not agree on what's funny. However, to get the ball rolling, here's one I think is pretty good to get a start.
A man who is carrying a black bag goes into a bar. He sits down and has a drink with the man next to him. After a few drinks, the man without the bag notices strange sounds coming from the bag. He asks what is in there.
The first man opens the bag, pulls out a small piano, and a little man, about a foot high, dressed in green. This little guy can really play. Soon the whole bar is requesting songs and singing along.
The second man asked "How did you find this little guy?"
The first man said that the black bag was magic. You get one wish and you ask the bag for it.
So the second man, shouts into the bag says "I want a million bucks".
Suddenly the bar is filled with a million ducks. The second man said "I asked for a mllion BUCKS not a million DUCKS!"
To which the first man replies "How do you think I got a twelve inch pianist?"