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    This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
    "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
    She hears a voice over the radio saying:
    "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

    She says, "I'm 5'4" and I’m in the front seat."
    "O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven . . . .."

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    Do ya know why God created Adam before Eve?


    He didn't want to be told how to do it!

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    'Told my wife the other day I have decided I want to be cremated.

    She has it scheduled for next Tuesday.

    Dave Lester

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    Quote Originally Posted by Studedude View Post
    'Told my wife the other day I have decided I want to be cremated.

    She has it scheduled for next Tuesday.
    I clued my kids in on my similar desire. Funny, same action on their part too...

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    I picked up a hitchhiker last night.
    He seemed surprised that I picked up a stranger and asked
    "Thanks but why did you pick me up? How do you know I'm not a serial killer?"

    I told him that I knew I was safe because the chances of two serial killers being in the same car at the same time would be astronomical !
    HTIH (Hope The Info Helps)

    Jeff




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