Some Fun In Fantasy Land

[jg61hawk]

This may be fun: A fantasy conversation between a new car owner (like a Vette or something exotic) and a Studebaker owner. I'll post a few that came to my mind and let's see you guys and gals post some of your own.

Vette Dude: I can smoke my tires in three gears.
Stude. Dude: My tires smoke when my brakes stick

Vette Dude: I'm late arriving because my navigation system is down right now.
Stude Dude: I'm late arriving because my map blew out the window.

Vette Dude: I have dual climate control and the wife loves it.
Stude Dude: My wife hates the smell of exhaust so tolerates the windows open.

YOU GUYS GET THE POINT. ADD A FEW. YEAH I TOOK A VACATION DAY TODAY AND NO I'M NOT DRINKING...YET!

[r1lark]

Vette Dude: I paid only $75,000 for this Vette last year.
CASO Stude Dude: I paid $3400 for this 15,000 mile Avanti 25 years ago and got taken.

Vette Dude: I clean the underside of my radiator cap weekly.
Stude Dude: I haven't had the radiator cap off in 5 years.

Vette Dude: Where are all the good looking women at this car show???
Stude Dude: They are all over there looking at my Studebaker

[Guido]

Vette Dude: "I wrap my a$$ in fiberglass"...
Stude Dude: "I do too, you should have seen the rust in this thing when I got it."

[345 DeSoto]

Vette Dude: "I wrap my a$$ in fiberglass"...
Stude Dude: "I'll bet that itches to beat hell"

[thunderations]

Vette Dude: " I only use the very best synthetic oil and change it every 5000 miles".
Stude Dude: " My Stude chances oil by itself".