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  • "How To Mess Up A Picture 101"

    So you are driving along...
    "Hark! There goest a Studebaker!"
    Quicken thy haste and movest closer to record the event for posterity.
    (note: the rest happened in about 30 seconds...)
    Remove your sunglasses, put the camera strap around your wrist.
    (No, your right wrist..you're right handed ya idjit[:0])
    Steer with left hand
    Reach out left window with right hand.
    Click away and hope something decent shows up.
    Swerve back into own lane.
    Try it again.....click...
    Drive back onto pavement.
    Try it again....click
    Studebaker turns left.
    Try to put laft turn signal on with right hand while holding camera.
    Try it again.
    Success!
    Then, when reviewing pic's after uploading...
    This is what you get...
    Sigh...
    Wo the starving fat artist
    Jeff[8D]





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    HTIH (Hope The Info Helps)

    Jeff


    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain



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    I have done the same thing many times. Sometimes my face is in the mirror, which is really frightening!

    Leonard Shepherd, editor, The Commanding Leader, Central Virginia Chapter, http://centralvirginiachapter.org/

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    • #3
      I have done the same thing many times. Sometimes my face is in the mirror, which is really frightening!

      Leonard Shepherd, editor, The Commanding Leader, Central Virginia Chapter, http://centralvirginiachapter.org/

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      • #4
        The least you could have done is dug the grease and dirt out from under your nails.....[^]


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        • #5
          The least you could have done is dug the grease and dirt out from under your nails.....[^]


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          • #6
            That's mostly bug guts from the trip in, and general detailing cleaning...
            But thanks a lot... You just made me think about the lunch I ate, and have me trying to remember if I washed my hands first[xx(]
            I did, but obviously not well enough[:0]
            Jeff[8D]



            quote:Originally posted by Guido

            The least you could have done is dug the grease and dirt out from under your nails.....[^]
            HTIH (Hope The Info Helps)

            Jeff


            Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain



            Note: SDC# 070190 (and earlier...)

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            • #7
              That's mostly bug guts from the trip in, and general detailing cleaning...
              But thanks a lot... You just made me think about the lunch I ate, and have me trying to remember if I washed my hands first[xx(]
              I did, but obviously not well enough[:0]
              Jeff[8D]



              quote:Originally posted by Guido

              The least you could have done is dug the grease and dirt out from under your nails.....[^]
              HTIH (Hope The Info Helps)

              Jeff


              Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain



              Note: SDC# 070190 (and earlier...)

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              • #8
                Don't feel too bad, at our annual AACA Christmas Party they awarded a door prize to anyone who had grease under their fingernails. No one won it.

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                • #9
                  Don't feel too bad, at our annual AACA Christmas Party they awarded a door prize to anyone who had grease under their fingernails. No one won it.

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                  • #10
                    Do the word Cropping come to mind? Does Photoshop mean anyhting? BOSEG

                    BG

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                    • #11
                      Do the word Cropping come to mind? Does Photoshop mean anyhting? BOSEG

                      BG

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                      • #12
                        You forgot to zoom in on the subject!
                        Mark Hayden
                        '66 Commander

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                        • #13
                          You forgot to zoom in on the subject!
                          Mark Hayden
                          '66 Commander

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