Dateline, Rural Perkins, OK, September 26, 2008.
It has been reported that while Karen (ak(affectingly)a What's Her Face) Lester is out of state to take a friend to a funeral, that her husband, David (aka StudeDude) has been seen about town with his mistress, a certain slut, aka 'Sheba.
Not only has this couple been seen around the community, it is also reported that they have been occupying the nightly slumber accommodations usually reserved for WHF's "ride," and further, that David has been seen rubbing all around on 'Sheba's body.
OK, it's true. But, I did not have sex with that car! (Close, but no ceegar! [:0])
Getting ready for the big Perkins car show tomorrow... had 175 cars last year, anticipate more this time around.
Karen is out of town, so I thought to myself, "Self," I thought, "What harm would it to if 'Sheba and I spent some quality time in the regular garage?" So, there she sits. I'm detailing her there, and it will be nice in the morning not to have to move the tractor out of the way in order to get the Stude out. [8D] She looks kinda good there... I wonder... [B)]... never mind. She will be out of the garage, and the beer out of the kitchen 'fridge before WHF returns. [V] (AND... if I want her to know any of this, I'LL TELL HER! [8])
My youngest made the mistake of asking to borrow my car hauler today. Seems he had to take his church's limousine-style golf cart in for some service. Of course, I told him he could use the trailer... if we could use the golf cart tomorrow to move some handicapped folks around the show field. DEAL!
DAVE, THE EVIL TWIN FROM OKLAHOMA
It has been reported that while Karen (ak(affectingly)a What's Her Face) Lester is out of state to take a friend to a funeral, that her husband, David (aka StudeDude) has been seen about town with his mistress, a certain slut, aka 'Sheba.
Not only has this couple been seen around the community, it is also reported that they have been occupying the nightly slumber accommodations usually reserved for WHF's "ride," and further, that David has been seen rubbing all around on 'Sheba's body.
OK, it's true. But, I did not have sex with that car! (Close, but no ceegar! [:0])
Getting ready for the big Perkins car show tomorrow... had 175 cars last year, anticipate more this time around.
Karen is out of town, so I thought to myself, "Self," I thought, "What harm would it to if 'Sheba and I spent some quality time in the regular garage?" So, there she sits. I'm detailing her there, and it will be nice in the morning not to have to move the tractor out of the way in order to get the Stude out. [8D] She looks kinda good there... I wonder... [B)]... never mind. She will be out of the garage, and the beer out of the kitchen 'fridge before WHF returns. [V] (AND... if I want her to know any of this, I'LL TELL HER! [8])
My youngest made the mistake of asking to borrow my car hauler today. Seems he had to take his church's limousine-style golf cart in for some service. Of course, I told him he could use the trailer... if we could use the golf cart tomorrow to move some handicapped folks around the show field. DEAL!
DAVE, THE EVIL TWIN FROM OKLAHOMA
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Guido Salvage - "Where rust is beautiful" and real Studebaker horsepower lives
The air brakes would be nice though.....
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